February 03, 2003
Cyclops and the Op-Ed Page

I guess the Greeks weren't ALL that crazy. Scientists in Crete recently unearthed the skull of a 7 million year old ancestor of the one-eyed Odysseus chasing Cyclops. Exciting. Roar.

My day is complete. Proof that liberals live in Manitowoc, Wisconsin. This was actually printed in the Herald Times Reporter. Conservative Commandments. Haha. Amazing.

I had to dig around to find something I saved from mid-January which I picked out of the pocket of a plane from Milwaukee to DC. There is a letter to the editor on Page 10A of the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel from Saturday, January 11, 2003 which read:

MEDIA: Ignore Problems and They'll Disappear

Please stop covering crime at
Mayfair Mall. The media are
creating all the problems by re-
porting them.

Also, please refrain from
mentioning: terrorism, war
with Iraq, weapons of mass
destruction, North Korea and con-
flict in the Middle East.

Only when these problems are
ignored by the media will they
go away.

-Christine Adams, West Bend

AHAHA.. haha... ahhhahaha.. ahh... Just reading it again makes me go into hysterics. Boy am I glad I saved that.

Posted by mbare at February 03, 2003 02:09 AM
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Somebody actually wrote that letter? Seriously? My god... No wonder we're doomed as a race. :o

Posted by: jlb on February 3, 2003 07:29 AM

Wow.

Conservative commandments.

Hopefully Mr. Ritter will go all out and make stone tablets out of them so I have something to hit him over the head with.

Posted by: Dep on February 3, 2003 06:19 PM

The real question is - Can we post them in classrooms? Err. Kidding. Dep, should I check owix.org for a conservative set of ammendments soon? That'd be neat... sorta.

Posted by: mbare on February 3, 2003 07:29 PM

Mike-
I still can't believe that you found a website that figures out where your birthday falls in pi. Ok, so I fell for it...71,889. Now you'll never forget it and I better get a present! I feel too dumb to be on this website. I have to go...now! Oh yeah, I still love you even though you're a dork. :) mmmmmmmmmmuuuuah! (that was a kiss!)

Posted by: Lindsay on February 5, 2003 11:59 PM
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