March 30, 2003
MLB Opener

*sigh*

Thank God for the season opener today - something exciting other than war will be showing on my TV.

Apparently, there is something more important than baseball is going on (I can't possibly imagine that to be true...If it is, what is wrong with this world?) for American's number 1 baseball fan. Bush has declined an invitation to throw out the ceremonial "first pitch" of the Major League Baseball Season. He's decided to send his father, who obviously can't throw, "The elder Bush threw a ceremonial pitch before the opener at Arlington Stadium in Texas, bouncing the ball to Rangers catcher Geno Petralli."

What next Dubya? Not gonna pardon the White House Thanksgiving turkey from certain death? Tradition sucks huh?

Anyway, from now on you'll have to deal with baseball commentary as well as politics. Look for my division champ and world series picks later.

P.S. The Brewers suck.

Posted by mbare at March 30, 2003 09:14 PM