
In case you missed it, this is Bush doinking his head on the door frame of Marine One yesterday on his way to the made for TV politics aboard the U.S.S. Abraham Lincoln. This is the latest in a series of self-assassination attempts.

Let's not forget the pretzel. Bags of pretzels will soon come with a choking hazard. I'm fairly certain that was written into the Patriot Act.

And then there was the drunk driving.
Bush is actually full of bloopers, as are all presidents and presidential candidates. I could watch the clip of Bob Dole falling off that stage for hours. Here are a couple of my favorite Bush verbal bloopers:
"The caribou love it. They rub against it and they have babies. There are more caribou in Alaska than you can shake a stick at." -- George W. Bush, on the Alaska pipeline
"There ought to be limits to freedom. We're aware of this [web] site, and this guy is just a garbage man, that's all he is." -- George W. Bush, discussing a web site that parodies him.
Posted by mbare at May 02, 2003 01:07 PM