Thanks to Lansil for posting this useful diagram in Mirkwood's Goofy note box:

. [Church]
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. ( Bigass Lake )
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Mountains^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
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. [Nest of Dragons]
. [Cyborg Ninja army]
. [Exploding Cockroaches]
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======================== Tar Pits ====================
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. (40 billion light years)
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. [State]